Stop Buying
HP Printers.

They're expensive. They're hostile. They treat you like a subscription, not a customer. Here's everything you need to know.

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The Problem

HP doesn't sell you a printer. They sell you a recurring payment device that sometimes prints things.

DRM Ink Cartridges

HP printers use chips on their cartridges to verify you bought "official" HP ink. Use a third-party cartridge? Your printer may refuse to print entirely. They call this "dynamic security" and push firmware updates that retroactively disable cartridges that used to work.

Source: Ars Technica

Subscription Trap

HP Instant Ink and HP+ tie your printer to a monthly subscription. Cancel it? The cartridges you have stop working, even with ink still in them. They're now pushing printer rentals. Their CEO publicly stated their "long-term objective is to make printing a subscription" and called customers who don't buy HP ink "a bad investment."

Bloomberg · PC Gamer

Forced Accounts & Internet

Many newer HP printers require an HP account and active internet connection just to finish setup. A printer. Needs the internet. To print a piece of paper. In your own home.

Source: Tom's Hardware

Environmental Waste

HP's DRM practices create mountains of unnecessary e-waste. Cartridges with usable ink get thrown away because firmware blocked them. Printers get junked when subscriptions end. The company actively prevents refilling and third-party recycling programs. An estimated 375 million cartridges end up in landfills every year, and HP's policies make it worse.

Source: iFixit

The Math

Let's compare what you're actually paying.

10–25¢ per page with HP inkjet
vs
2–4¢ per page with Brother laser

HP Inkjet

  • Printer: $60–$150
  • Ink cartridge: $30–$65
  • Pages per cartridge: ~100–200
  • Cost per page: ~10–25¢
  • Cartridge lifespan: Expires even if unused
  • Third-party ink: Blocked by DRM
  • Subscription required: Increasingly yes
  • Buying cartridges: Good luck. 50+ series (HP 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 67, 902, 910, 952...), 4-5 colors each, standard vs XL, and none are cross-compatible
Expensive, hostile, complicated

Brother Laser

  • Printer: ~$150
  • Toner cartridge: $25–$45
  • Pages per cartridge: 1,200+ (3,000 with XL)
  • Cost per page: ~2–4¢
  • Cartridge lifespan: Lasts for years
  • Third-party toner: Works fine
  • Subscription required: No. Never.
  • Buying cartridges: One black toner (TN830), works across dozens of Brother models
Cheap, simple, just works

If you print 500 pages per year:

HP Inkjet $0.00 per year in ink alone
Brother Laser $0.00 per year in toner

Do You Even Need Color?

Seriously. Think about it for a second.

When was the last time you printed something in color at home?

Was it a photo? A school project? A flyer?

How long ago was that? A month? Six months? A year?

Most home printing is black and white. Things like...

Shipping labels
Tax forms
That recipe you'll use once
A permission slip
A return label
School homework
That coupon you'll forget to bring
A boarding pass you could've just used your phone for
Your kid's book report that's due in 45 minutes
A confirmation email "just in case"
Jury duty response form
That one page of a 47-page PDF you actually needed
A passive-aggressive note for your roommate
MapQuest directions because you don't trust GPS
Concert tickets you printed at 2am
A FedEx drop-off barcode
Your W-2
A doctor's office form they could've emailed
That article you'll "read later"
A packing list for a trip
Shipping labels
Tax forms
That recipe you'll use once
A permission slip
A return label
School homework
That coupon you'll forget to bring
A boarding pass you could've just used your phone for
Your kid's book report that's due in 45 minutes
A confirmation email "just in case"
Jury duty response form
That one page of a 47-page PDF you actually needed
A passive-aggressive note for your roommate
MapQuest directions because you don't trust GPS
Concert tickets you printed at 2am
A FedEx drop-off barcode
Your W-2
A doctor's office form they could've emailed
That article you'll "read later"
A packing list for a trip

You know what prints all of that perfectly? A $150 black and white laser printer that costs 2 cents per page and never clogs, never dries out, and never asks you to create an account.

But what about my photos?

Your phone takes incredible photos. You know what does a terrible job printing them? Every home printer. Photo printing services use commercial lab-grade printers with calibrated color profiles on real photo paper. Better quality, cheaper, no hassle.

What to Buy Instead

If you need a home printer, get a Brother black & white laser. That's it. That's the recommendation.

Brother HL-L2460DW laser printer

Brother HL-L2460DW

Wireless. Duplex (prints both sides). No subscription. No account required. No DRM on toner. Third-party toner cartridges work fine and cost ~$15-20 for 1,200+ pages.

It's boring. It's a gray box. It prints things when you tell it to. That's exactly what a printer should be.

  • ~$150
  • Wi-Fi built in
  • Auto duplex
  • No subscriptions
  • No DRM
  • Toner lasts years